is SO excited that Tommy Wiseau signed her friend’s boob.

It was really really good. And in a partially-related note, Neve Campbell is just as beautiful in person.

It’s either gonna be really really good-bad or just really really bad.

http://ping.fm/p/hDzIv – oh Kansas City, how I do not miss you in the slightest. See what you could be enjoying if you were me right now?

you will never know the joy of watching your husband run around in a t-shirt and some Depends (sans pants) chasing your father around the living room, begging for a hug. Or at least I hope you don’t. Because it’s pretty hilarifying (“hilarifying” courtesy of Grae Drake)

Just saw The Room, and it is every bit the delight everyone says it is. Fun for the whole family, Liiiisssaaaaa.

Next year, everybody is coming to me.

I can haz sip? http://ping.fm/UXKji

Emmy eats a tortilla chip

Emmy has a tortilla chip. Or she is a Spanish dancing bird

Grae shows Baywatch her bikini

“Yes Coast Guard, it IS a new bikini! AND a swim skirt!”